We have all been there, met a guy we liked-whether that be online or in person- and realized that they are not as ‘nice’ as they make themselves out to be. Whether it be because they are hiding an extra girlfriend (or two) or just using you for sex, these fuckboys know how to trick you into being their side chick and trust me its not an easy situation to get yourself out of. I have been on enough dates to be able to spot a f***boy from a mile away and hit the ground running but sometimes I let my heart do the talking and the consequences are not pretty. Luckily after a string of disastrous dates, I decided enough was enough, my heart was no longer on loan and these f***boys were about to get a piece of my mind. So in dedication to all those fuckboys out there who think they can treat us like dirt… ‘Not Today Satan’.
He Says he’s into you but secretly he wants to fuck your friend
Its happened to me, its happened to friends, hell its probably happened to your grandma! These fuckboys are one of the worst types of men that you can find in the dating world. The story began last autumn where I met one of the most gorgeous men I had seen in my life. He was beautiful- at least on the outside- and was ‘interested’ in getting to know me more. But that all changed once he met my friends and he seemed indifferent, cold even. He started ignoring my messages and I got the hint pretty quickly, he just wasn’t interested. I felt a little hurt but figured he must have been busy. It turns out I was wrong, behind my back he was messaging a close friend WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND FYI and asking her to meet up, even though he knew about ‘said boyfriend’. And when I say meet up, I mean f**k because that is exactly what he asked her to do. Of course she said no but the fact that this guy had the audacity to message my friend, thinking she would meet up and f**k is beyond me.
And I’m not the only one. An American friend of mine met a tall Canadian guy who she really liked and he spent the whole night flirting with her. Turns out he was only flirting with her to catch our other friends attention, he straight up messaged the first friend and said he wanted to ‘f**k her friend and was not interested in her at all’. When she asked him why he led her on, this dickwad had the cheek to say that he wanted to look more ‘attractive to her friend’. Seriously, what an arsehole, boy bye…
The guy who’s a commitement phobe-no second dates for this fuck boy
I mean was I on a different date or something because I am pretty sure you told me you liked me.. This f***boy says all the right things, acts like a gentleman and is effusive about his undying admiration for you. Oh and he’ll promise a second date because he ‘can’t wait’ to see you again and is already planning what you guys will do next. Sometimes its movies other times its picnics in the park but chances are he’s getting your hopes up about the ‘second date’ he’s promising you. But then his true colours show; he cancels plans to meet up at late notice, ignores messages and only texts you when he is bored. This actually happened to me recently, I met a guy who seemed like a perfect gentleman but then guess what? Once again he turned out to be a commitment phobe who said all the right things but never seemed to want to meet up again. After the millionth excuse I got the memo and stopped texting back. After all I have already had my heart broken so I’m not planning to make the same mistake again. People listen up, if the person who promised the second date is constantly cancelling and making excuses then chances are there just not that into you. I’m sorry, the truth hurts but I have been down that road enough times to tell you that it just isn’t worth it.
The one who thinks you’ll get ‘him free s**t just because you’re a blogger
I remember quite vividly a message left for me on POF and it read as the following ‘Oh your a blogger that’s cool, you must get a lot of free holidays and clothes right? So you wanna hook up or something, we can become the worlds biggest power couple and I can come along for the ride. I just quit my job so it would be fun to get your perks right?’. Well let me tell you something MR Hookup, have you ever heard of a two letter world called N-O? No well I’m about to use it a lot so you better listen up f***boy because I’m about to tell you straight up what I think of that proposal. NO, NO, triple NO, just because I am a blogger does not mean that I get a lot of free shit. FYI its not free, its in exchange for my work and secondly I work god damn hard to receive the products or events I get and in no way is it acceptable for you to think that you can use me for those perks. I’d always treat my partners nicely and of course ‘take them a long for the ride’ but your not my boyfriend so I don’t have to do ‘anything for you’. The fact that this guy presumed that I get handed things on a plate and he could take advantage of my success was ludicrous.
The fuckboy that’s only after one thing
Yes I’m looking at you, you know exactly who you are. The guy who only wanted to get to know me because all he wanted to do was f**k me, he wasn’t interested in my personality or having an in-depth discussion with me. I mean I should have realized that this f***boy was only after one thing when I asked him what his favourite thing was about me and he replied ‘my bum’. I mean I have a face too is that worthy of merit? Or even better you know an actual personality, something which this guy clearly had not. Clearly this guy was only after sex because I caught him cheating with a best friend at the time, who claimed that they ‘weren’t doing anything’. Well it doesn’t take rocket science to figure out that two naked bodies + grunting= sex. To make matters worse a few days later I had found out that this f***boy had not just cheated on me with my friend but 5 other girls too. Do you know what his excuse was, ‘oh sorry I was high on magic mushrooms’. Wow okay let me get high and go burn some buildings. Oh but do you know what? It’s okay because I was high. I’m sorry it doesn’t work like that, I don’t care if your the Queen I’m not buying that bullcrap.
He tell’s you he’s single but he actually has a girlfriend
Oh wow this F***boy is the f***ing worse. If I had a pound for every guy who tried to hook up but actually had a girlfriend i’d be rich. And ya know, maybe able to afford my rent each month. I was at a blog event a few weeks ago where I met this guy who seemed super interested in me so when he asked for my details I of course gave them to him. Not only after ‘super-sleuthing’ did I find out he was in a long term relationship but that girlfriend was at the event with him and he still had the cheek to flirt with me, all under her nose. I tried to get him to confess to having a girlfriend but he never ‘fessed up’ so I ignored his ass straight away after that. I have been cheated on many times as I am sure many of my readers have too and I know how much it hurts. Plus I actually met his girlfriend without realizing it and she is lovely. How some men think its okay to have more than one slice of cake baffles me. Ladies I don’t mean to be over-cautious but if your think your boyfriend is acting suspicious then please investigate because chances are he is messaging other women under your nose. A friend of mine even found her boyfriend on an online dating site when they had been together 3 years! Safe to say she dumped his ass and threw him straight into the gutter where he belongs!
The fuckboy who likes to think he’s Hugh Heffner
Fuckboys beware because you don’t have anything on this f***boy. I once went on a date with a guy who not only boasted about the amount of women that he slept with but also stated how he likes to ‘change things’ up and have a pic ‘n’ mix of ‘women on the go’. Those poor, poor women, little did they know that this arsehole was dating multiple women on the go. Or maybe they did and just didn’t care because he was ‘hot’. Ladies I don’t care if he looks like Zac Efron, get yourself out there and find someone who actually likes you and whose not just playing with you because he is ‘bored’. Listen up, its not the mother freaking Playboy mansion okay, this guy is just a wannabee Hugh Hefner who think its ‘cool to be a tool’. Well its not, its childish, its pathetic and its downright lame. Here’s a clever idea, go find yourself a hobby that doesn’t involve screwing over all the women that will have you. Try that on for size.
The Guy who talks about himself for 5 hours…
I have been quite lucky on this front as this has only happened to me a few times but I’ve seen friends go through this enough times to feel like somewhat of an ‘authority’ on this subject. A friend of mine once went on a date with a guy who was attractive but had no presence whatsover. In fact the only thing this f***boy was passionate about was talking about himself and she couldn’t even get a word in edge wise. Not once during the whole date did he even ask her ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HERSELF. When he had the cheek to say he ‘felt’ the date had gone well and he couldn’t wait for the ‘second date’ she quite rightfully blew her top. She gave it to him straight and told him that if he ever wanted to get past the second date club then he would actually have to make an effort and ask his date questions about herself too. Because ya know, noone wants to date an egomaniac.
He seems normal but really he’s your stalker from 5th grade
This was a few years ago now but I remember meeting a pretty cool guy on a night on and we got on like a house on fire. I had this vague feeling that I knew him from somewhere but I couldn’t quite place why.He started liking a tonne of my Facebook photos, sending me countless messages and then getting weird if I didn’t answer within half an hour. I thought that was strange but then I realized why I knew him. I didn’t recognize him at first because he had lost a lot of weight and changed the way he dressed and how he looked. But he was my old stalker who used to send me creepy notes and put them in my bag when I wasn’t looking. He also would stare at me a lot and sabotage any guy that he saw me talking to. It wasn’t anything mind blowingly weird but I know that other people have met people who were actually their stalkers and been harmed because of it. This guy is more than just your average f***boy but a potentially dangerous psychopath who clearly has unresolved issues. A lot of the time they might not be able to help it, whether that be due to mental illness or anger issues but the main thing they need is help. I think my stalker ended up being expelled because I didn’t see him again until that strange encounter but he is nothing compared to other stalkerish fuckboys out there.
The guy who calls you frigid if you don’t send nudes
I have lost count of the amount of fuckboys I have found in the dating world who call me frigid if I refuse to send them nudes. Let me set the record straight, I have no problem with people that send nudes but I myself don’t feel comfortable sending them. Especially when you breakup and your picture can get posted on the internet for the whole world to see. No way mam, there is no way that I want the whole world to see my bits because even I don’t find genitalia pics a turn on. I mean come to think of it, I never ask fuckboys to send me dick pics so why am I suddenly frigid for not wanting to send one in return? My body, my choice simple as that. The problem is so many young girls, even boys are being pressurized into sending nudes because they are worried they will be ostracized if they don’t. Let me tell you something its okay to say no but at the same time if you feel comfortable sending nudes that’s okay too. Just don’t feel like you have to because some f***boy is telling you that you have to. There are worst F words after all, I use a lot of them in case you couldn’t tell…
The Guy who thinks he’s punching below his weight
I was once on a date with a fuckboy who paid more attention to kissing his biceps than attempting to make conversation with me. Sure he was fit but a brick wall had more personality than this asshole. And do you know what the worst thing is? He actually turned around and told me that he ‘rates’ women on the scale of 1-10 and I was about a 5. Wow I mean wow why the fuck would you go on a date with me? He told me he just broke up with his ex and together they were both ‘solid 10’s’, safe to say I was well out of that date. He even had the cheek to ask me if I wanted to go on a second date… is he mad, I’d rather go on a date with a goat then make conversation with MR muscles again…
Have You Ever Encountered Any Of These ‘Fuckboys’ In The Dating World?
*Disclaimer
Of course not every Dick and Harry is a f***boy, in fact most men are quite nice and wouldn’t dream of treating women like a piece of crap. So forgive me for sounding like a manhater ( I’m not) but it is that 0.2 % of the male population that ruins it for all those nice guys out there. Plus this post was written from a humorous perspective and is in no way shape or form an attack on all ‘mankind’ but rather an observation of the types of men you can get when dating. #YourwelcomeFelicia
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Omg this is hilarious! I can’t believe a guy asked you for free stuff because you’re a blogger!! Dating is tough 😂
This is brilliant! Unfortunately I seem to have encountered a fair few of these guys x
Omg the dating game just scares the crap out of me!
Oh my gosh .. I remember these days! Between leaving my first and finding my second husband .. I tried the online dating scene. Just like you said .. they talked about themselves the whole time. I couldn’t believe it. After a few months .. I thought .. this is awful .. I have to wash my hair and put on a bra for this?! So I stopped. Then .. as fate would have it .. one day when I was volunteering at our downtown soup kitchen. Who was there but this really nice guy (who asked me questions back!) The rest is history.
There are so many of them out there, and they keep destroying the image that real men have. I think it’s important that we learn how to distinguish these boys from the men. A real one would actually wait and take the time to get to know you no matter how many walls you put up.
Oh my god.. Awesome experience and research!! Now I think I’m different from these type of guys..
This really made me laugh, especially the part about the free s**t because you’re a blogger! Absolute User! x
Lots of love,
Marina Rosie xx
I really don’t like fuckboys. When I was dating, and they found out I am a body Painter), their line would always be. “I could be your next canvas.” Like, no dude. Just no.
Haha this post is so cool, iv had a fuck boy in my life that lied about having a girl friend
I Love the term “FuckBoy”. Makes me giggle overtime LOL! We all know a few of these D-Bags. Hang in there the right guy will come
OMG those people that think you can get them free stuff because you’re a blogger are no good. I don’t understand why people don’t get that it’s not actually “free”.
omg ive choked on my tea plenty reading this its hillarious but so true lol x
Wow, I must have been lucky so far to never meet such ridiculous boys who thinks they are men. I wouldn’t have imagined they exist beyond highschool, later in life. Getting free stuff cause you are a blogger? Kissing his muscles… just wow!
I’ve seen the Hugh Heffner type in action and it’s always amazing why the women and girls allow themselves to be treated like that. The signs are obvious.
Oh wow I am so grateful I am married as I’m sure if I was ever to become single I would give up after meeting even one of this type of man!! How awful that it’s so hard to date a decent guy!
Argh! I’ve encountered all this fuck boys and my goodness don’t they just make you want to never date again! Love the phrase fuckboys btw lol! x
Haha! Brilliant. God, it makes me so glad that I’m not on the ‘market’ anymore lol!
It’s a big thumbs down to F@c! boys 😉 x
I love this post! No shits given 😀
Wow there really are some jerks out there. I’m just so glad I’m married and not having to go through the whole dating thing
It’s a sad commentary on the state of the “men” in the dating world that every word of this post rings true. In actuality, they are sad, immature boys who have no clue how to treat women.
I am recently divorced after being married for 10 years, and back out in the dating world! it is no joke! Before marriage and after, I have been on dates where I find out men have girlfriends and it makes me livid! Why the hell are they in a relationship to begin with?! I few weeks ago a married man wanted to have his way with me (I would tell his wife if I knew who she was! we women need to stick together!)…
If I didn’t have GOOD brothers who know how to respect women I think I might have lost my faith in men! (I know nice guys are out there!)
Maybe you should help me sort through to find a good man because I think my radars off!
I wish you luck and true love in your future : )
Woah that’s a heck of a lot of different types…and that’s just the ones out for sex. Lol at the one who wanted to join your blogging lifestyle. At least his idea of it. I laughed out loud at your disclaimer
You’ve met them all! At least you know what to avoid from this point onwards which is a fantastic starting point.
I’m so glad I’m happily married, I wouldn’t know how to deal with these people!
I am so glad I’m not in the dating world. I wouldn’t have the patience. I would NEVER send nudes on my phone. I’ve heard way too many horror stories about that.
Lol! This is too funny and oh so true. I hate dating for that reason!
OMG Your posts really crack me up! I love that sweater dress, but it would probably be a sweater for me. 😉 Love the clutch too!
OMG..I love every word of this post and I’m not someone who dare to use the ‘hard’ word. The one who wants to ride on your blogging lifestyle made me chuckle.
The dating world is one I’m so out of touch with! As a married mum of soon-to-be two little girls that dating scene isn’t one I know much about anymore and to be honest after reading this post I’m glad about it 🙂
Brilliant! Dating has changed a lot since I was single!
What a fantastic post! You’ve hit the nail on the head with this list
Ugh, men. When did dating start to involve all these silly games!? I can’t believe a guy would think he’s entitled to any of the “perks” of you being a blogger, what a tool.
Such an awesome post, and yeah met most if not all of them lol. I am on a longterm dating break. just me and my vibrators…so nice 😉
Haha I have to admit that made me laugh when you said its ‘just you and your vibrators’ , me and you both gurl. Mind you toys are so advanced these days do we really need a man lol? x
So much love for this post Ana. I can really relate to it, I think I have a f**k boy magnet and always seem to pick them.
Oh my this is funny, yet oh so true. So glad I don’t have this to worry about!! Being married has its advantages SOMETIMES!!
What a great and funny post. Yes I, unfortunately have come across many a fuckboy in my day! Now I am super choosey and vet everyone!
Does any woman ever ask for a dickpic??? The @byefelipe account on Instagram is my favourite for this sort of thing.
This is such a good read and you are so right…I think I have met my fair share of many of those type of guys. Thanks for sharing 🙂 x
Ha! I laughed a little too hard at this….mostly because it’s true. I seriously can’t believe that guy tried to get free stuff from you. That’s nuts.
Wow, I have definitely encountered a couple of these in my time. Maybe even more than a couple. Yuck.
And btw. You are KILLING it in that outfit. Damn, girl. Slay.
Oh goodness me, dating sounds even worse than when I was younger and as for the free s**t just because you’re a blogger……that doesn’t just relate to men!!
Such a funny post! 🙂 Unfortunately these types of guys give others a bad name!
OMG this post is hilarious and boy, you do remind me of you in my younger years (God, now I have showed age! BAH!!) I have encountered a few of those boys too and after a while you become super choosey. ALso, I was literally in tears of laughter when you said, you and your vibrators!! Funniest thing ever!! …handy hint – even when you’re married, never get rid of the vibrators (nothing against the man in your life) (huge winky face) xx
I am so grateful I met my current partner. There are lovely men out there and also some horrendous women (as Chris has told me about his previous experiences). I dread to think about what the dating world will be like for my children… 🙁
There are some jerks out there. Avoid them! Thank God I have a normal boyfriend. Nice boots btw
You look great. Love the booties. I think guys like what you have described would always be around unfortunately so girls better wise up!
Free stuff. If I hear that one more time I’m gonna slap the person who says it. The cheek of him! The work and effort that goes on behind the scenes with respect to “free” stuff certainly does not make it free.
Great post Ana, lots of lol’s from me!
OMG, quite a gang up there 😀 We clearly must have met the same guys 😀 Xx
Great post dear and very honest. But i have this question: Have you tried beating fuckboys with their games?
Love this post I laughed my ass off! Wish I’d known this during the horrible dating days
Yes I have unfortunately. It’s crazy we have a name for them all now! I can spot them from a mile away now and I say the same thing : NOT TODAY SATAN! LOL!
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Ivelisse | CarnationDreams.com
As a father I can definitely say that there are too many fuckboys out there and it worries me about my daughter’s future.
Woweee! How shallow was the bloke who scores girls out of 10? Jeeze what low lifes. Thank goodness my mummy isn’t ‘out there’ to experience all that bull*!@! The right bloke is there, they are usually hiding away.
So glad not to be dating anymore. But yes honey, these guys were round then and are’t going away any time soon. What has changed are women. Many of us know what we want and won;t settle for the okie doke.
There are a lot of these type of men! You can find them anywhere! OMG. They are like mushrooms – sprouting here and there. When I was young, I only need to hear the first 5 sentences out of a guys mouth and decide if I should stick around or turn my back ASAP.
Wow the cheek of some of the guys out there nowadays. it wasn’t so bad when I was on the dating scene but I do worry for my daughters. My friend seems to be finding quite of few of these only after one thing types too.
I love your honesty in this post. The dating world can be tough with some many people not showing their true self when you first meet them.
Dying at “the one who seems normal but is really your fifth grade stalker” OMG hahah this was a great comic relief! Sending lots of love from Confidently Misplaced xoxo
I’ve definitely encountered a few of these boys in my time! That blogger one is ridiculous though. Gets harder to find the nice guys sometimes.
This made me laugh, I think I’ve come across everyone of these guys! especially the guy who’s a commitement phobe!! Jo x
Fck boys are THE worst. They’re so easy to spot these days thankfully; still run into them almost daily. Send them on their way, just… ew! PS you’re GORGEOUS!
I’m so sick of ‘dating’. I say ‘dating’ because I can’t even get to the actual date part, I get sick of people I talk to on Tinder etc and wimp out of meeting them haha
SO glad I don’t have to deal with boys like this anymore. LOVING those boots!
The term itself makes you want to hate them even more. No matter what we call these men throughout the years, one thing will stay the same, their attitude. I think it’s really important that we learn how to read through these boys.
Can I add another? The one who starts off as Prince Charming and is really Jekyl and Hyde. Great post and you look amazing! LOVE the boots! Kaz
Interesting look on all the guys out there and how they treat women. It’s sad there are so many of these types out there. And people who date you to really get with your friend are awful. It’s sad.
Oh yes, they were all around in my younger dating days, too!
I love your outfit, it looks so comfy, and I’m glad that I’m married and far away from such jerks!
The fuckboy that I’ve encountered before was the one that wanted me to send him nudes. Eurgh NO THANKS. xxx
What a read. So glad I found someone to settle with, but I still hear stories from my friends and it breaks my heart. *sigh* thanks for the share. I’m gonna be sharing to them!
It amazes me how easy we can fall for it. Great post, very funny.
I’ve encountered quite a few of these types of men over the years and it’s the worst when they’re just not straight up with you. If they only want one thing they should straight out say if and give you the choice of whether you still want to meet up x
Love the humour and makes me glad that I married my teenage sweetheart! Great jumper dress and the whole outfit 🙂
Honestly I have dated quite a few types off this list and I would describe my ex boyfriend as the “Hugh Hefner” type haha. Luckily I met my boyfriend who showed me that not all males are fuck boys! I cannot believe how cheeky that bloggers get free stuff guy is!
Haha this is so on point! so happy I am not in the dating world anymore. love your boots btw!
Oh geez, as a guy reading this, I feel a little weird on many levels. For starters, I think about my daughters and hope that they have enough insight to avoid these types of guys. On another level, I think about how I don’t want to be compared to these types, they give the good guys a bad name. I don’t know what else to say other than I apologize to you on behalf of the bad behaviour of the men you have encountered.
Honestly this post made me laugh so much!! I can agree though unfortunately they are too many in the dating world.
Haha I love the honesty in this post! I have to admit that I only dated 3 guys (one terrible date each) before I met my Husband. one of those dates I didn’t even want to go on because the guy scared me but I was forced by my “friend” at the time.
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Ana you are just awesome and so is this post! You are bang on lovely – learn to spot the FBoys early on and save your time! You look fab by the way x
Ha! I loved this! I agree, the worst are the ones that already have girlfriends! xx
Not that i condone what they do, but I’ve witnessed “fuckboys” at work and the manipulation people are capable of these days is incredible. Not really realizing if they took a second to learn more about the person could make things so much better than they ever thought possible. Odd really…
Ana, the Hugh Hefner one is hilarious. Talks about himself for 5 hours? What is your cutoff lol?
oh my goodness! This made me laugh! I know quite a few guys who ask me to get them free stuff bc they know I blog. NOPEEEE BYEEE lol.
Oh Lord!! I have been with my husband since I was 16 and I am so glad as I don’t think I would end up in a relationship at all.
The pitfalls and awful guys really would put me off.
I would just become an even madder old cat woman xxx
I loved this post. I have encountered pretty much every one of these people.
I think the worst one for me is the one that has a girlfriend even though they say they’re single. It makes me feel super betrayed.
Ha ha ha, “Not today, Satan!” I think my entire college experience was dealing with these guys. I’m sorry for your experiences, but you’re right, we do all have them, and there’s good news…. For the most part, they do eventually grow up. Also, I wanted to tell you, I love your boots!
Oh yeah, I came across a few of them. Thank God I knew better than to believe their lies and manipulation. I was lucky to have found my love at an early age and married him. Love your entire outfit and especially those knee high boots. I love the lace-up detail on the sides of them too.
Ugh I feel you. A guy I dated when I was 19 only did to get close to one of my friends! And then another just wanted to use me. When I told that fuck boy to sling his hook, he started stalking me online and IRL.
For sure there are all kinds of guys in the dating world! I kind of gave up with all that – exactly because of the rason that there’re so many fuckboys around. And I feel I’m too old to take that shit any more.
Btw, I love your gorgeous outfit!!!
What a hilarious read! Yes, we’ve all been there, and I’m so glad that I’ve been married almost 20 years!
I really don’t like fuckboys. I like the post it is funny at the same time.
Wow, your post really made me laugh, there are so many different types of guys out there that it’s hard to keep track of who’s who. Your post meet me happy that I am married and don’t have to deal with this. On another note, I couldn’t help but stare at those fabulous boots your wearing. Very nice
Wowsa I’m glad I’m out of the dating game. Although I know from friends that there are plenty of women doing the same things 😳
You’re post are always so entertaining so thank you for that! I love reading your experiences! You’re amazing! but yes F-boys are the worst! The only wants one thing took me too long to figure out! I am so glad I know the signs early!
hahah unfortunately, I met guys who have more than one of these features…” amazing”! hahaha I think everyone has found one of these, there are just too many!! I love your outfit, btw x
These couldn’t be more true! I love that you called them Fuck Boys instead of some other name because its exactly what they are!
The dating game scares the crap out of me for exactly the reasons you have stated above.
And this is why I love you. Excellent post lol. I have met a fair few in my day. Thank goodness I found a good egg in the end xx
One must kiss some (considerable amount of ) frogs before meeting the prince I guess. I can definitely recognize these types , I always keep telling to girls be careful what you choose , you will have to spend ur life with
Beautifully and funny written , always a pleasure to read you
OMG! haha I read the first type and reality dawned on me! I have actually dated a fuck boy! OH MY GOD. I can safely relate to atleast 4 of the fuck boy types.
Only ever encountered one fuc*boy and he totally broke my heart… Lead me on for 3 years… Yep. 3 years. It was extremely difficult to get out of it and stop texting and forget him. But I did and now have a lovely MAN by my side who truly adores me and with whom I super happy with. There are still a few good left, I hope you find yours 🙂
This is hilarious! And so very true. I am so glad I’m not in the dating game anymore! Although it was sometimes quite amusing and entertaining.
Chelsea | http://www.chelsea-elizabeth.co.uk
Can we throw these boys in the bin? I fucking hate lads that get so defensive when you say no to nudes. Why are they so entitled. AND what do they have to give in return anyway? Nobody wants a D pick. NOBODY.
Haha your comment did make me laugh. I feel like we need to start a campaign ‘ Bin men who send D pics’ your right noone wants a D pic, after all I don’t go around sending pictures of my vagina for every guy to see LOL. Exactly the entitlement crap pisses me off, if we want to send a nude we can but we shouldn’t be forced to!
This is soooooo funny! I love it! I have 100% encountered a few of these fuckboys!
Oh wow. What an eye opener. I have heard this term more recently but wasn’t sure what it really was. I’ve been in a serious relationship for 10 years now so haven’t been in the dating world for some time now… omg! Lol. but honestly if I did enter the dating scene now, I feel like it would encounter many of these “fuck boys” so scary thinking about. yikes.
I woke up with a migraine this morning, so am now on the ditsy side of meds and feeling a bit meh. Wondered how I would get through doing the blog comments, but you’ve just made my day. Love how you’re written this, and am sitting here going “yup, yup, yup”. I have many the t-shirt, and many lessons learnt. Great post Ana.
This literally made me laugh out loud because I’ve dated everyone of these types on at least two different occasions! I had to kiss a lot of frogs to finally find a prince lol
I’m pretty sure I dated these guys. Boys can be so dumb at times.
This was hilarious and very interesting, to say the least. You provided a lot of insight and experience for the dates today. I hope they pay attention. I am glad I am not in the dating world today.
I was single most of my twenties and the dating scene was brutal! I am amazed POF is still around, my best friend actually married someone she met on there xx
This is funny! I thankfully have never experienced any of these – I met my partner when I was 17 and he was my first and only boyfriend, so I’ve escaped all the dating stuff – think I probably had a lucky escape!
they are all fuckboys. that is why i married a woman haha
Haha well played 🙂 I hope you are both happy in your marriage and have many more blessed happy years together x
Wow because all of us bloggers get the free stuff in hopes of attracting a guy. These guys all sound ridiculous. I always hate the ones that get clingy right away.
Well, I can totally relate all the guys I met the last year on this post xD
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
Love this! I have encountered every single one of these and more. Yuck!
Haha I can totally relate, I definitely think I’ve encountered a few of these in my dating life! Thanks for sharing something that made me laugh!
there is fuckboys everywhere and the one that i hate the most is ”He tell’s you he’s single but he actually has a girlfriend” like you already have a gf why want more? ps. love your make up!
You post was hilarious Ana. I could relate to some of the guys you mentioned. Glad an married to a gentleman now.
I am blown away. I want you to know that I am sorry that a lot of this has happened to you. Yes, it has humor, but our humor is often used to mask our anger. I just hate that people like this do these things. Your article, humorous as it is, truly shows a side of life that is dark and hateful. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.
Love this, it’s hilarious!! I’m so glad I’m happily married as I would never cope in the dating world now! xx
The guy who thinks he’s punching below his weight is the worst!! At the time it can really hit yourself esteem, but then after a few months you realise he was actually really ugly and you were insane for thinking he was hot!
oh god reading this reminds me why I hated dating! I have so many friends who have been going through all the dating nightmares so I know you’ve got it spot on, without wanting to sound old, when I was younger I swear it was so much simpler to date! great post 🙂
Wow didn’t know there were so many ways a guy can f** up.
Very interesting read. So guys dating just to get free stuff are like dating for money I don’t know what to call them .. do I
I defo experienced someone who thought he was below. Twat lol. Love the slouchy jumper and over knee high boots outfit x
I am so glad that I am not in the dating world anymore. I had my fair share of a**holes!
Girl, I can’t love this post enough. I learned a lot. Sorry you had a handful of shitty men. Thanks for sharing!
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My step daughter encountered that first type of F***boy. She and her boyfriend broke up when she found out he was getting way too comfortable with her best friend. I was so mad when I learned about this, that I wanted to plant landmines around the house so he won’t ever EVER come near my stepdaughter again.
Hahaha love this post so much! There are too many of these guys to count lol
I enjoyed reading this post.It is hilarious to see such guys in this world.But,the truth is they exist! 🙂
LOL I’ve encountered a lot of these fuck boys! And unfortunately, I’m still dating and trying to find my soul mate so I’m sure I’ll encounter plenty more. LOL
This was such a funny post. I was literally giggling throughout the whole thing.
the last can last forever… there is the guy who can’t believe you haven’t fallen in love at first sight with him, the one who thinks you’d be fine if only you weren’t a feminist, the one who looks for a badass… in order to turn her in the perfect pink dressed wife 😀 I have a “stupid guy” detector, by the way
Oh wow this sounds like you have met a lot of bad guys! I married my first boyfriend so luckily was able to avoid all of those experiences!
Haha this is quite funny. Dating nowadays is such a mission. I guess you have to pass through the phase of these boys before you find a mature man who appreciates a woman with class
I can’t believe that someone would ask you for free things, because you are a blogger!!!!! Now, I’ve heard it all!!! Anyway, dating is very difficult. If I wasn’t in a long-time relationship, I would be single for a long, long time. I can’t stand all that drama and hurting. Well, I am not so young anymore, I guess. 🙂 When you are getting older, things become more difficult and you are losing your patience. You have more important things to deal with than f***k boys. But, fortunately not everyone is like that. You will find someone different, or he will find you. Life can surprise you positively, when you are least expecting it! <3
I have to agree with this! There are just many men like that out there. But I still believe that we could meet a nice guy and if not, I think I’ll still be ok.
“Been there, done that”. Oh gosh, girl! This made me smile, I can say that I’ve met most of these f**kboys! Well, not yet, not this type of guy who talks about himself for 5 hours?! That was such a terrible date experience. I bet she mentioned to herself that line you wrote here, “Not Today Satan!”. LOL! I once heard this line from Rupaul’s Drag Race winner, Bianca del Rio. Keep rockin’ girl!
Haha I happen to be a massive fan of RPDR, in fact it is my favourite show! Sorry to hear that you have met most of these f***boys but glad you have found someone who is much nicer now x
My husband was my first boyfriend and the only person I ever dated. We been together for 16+ years now and still going strong. I never experience any of this and I was lucky to get it instantly right. As my mama would tell me ‘ there plenty of fishes in the sea’. xx
This is hilarious. I was in tears laughing at the title alone. Keep it up
This post is so real, oh yes, I have met quite a few, lucky for me, I spot them a mile high, and ran as fast as I can! This article has definitely made my day, I have shared it with my friends, so that we may have a good laugh together 🙂
I absolutely love this post! I believe you covered all possible types. I don’t even know which one is the worst.
Yep, I’ve seen a few of these. I can’t believe the message you got on POF. Some boys are so shallow
I haven’t dated in 16 years! Wow, I guess I haven’t missed much!
Hahaha, omg! I have not personally encountered them but heard similar stories from my friends. Especially on Tinder there are apparently lots of idiots that perfectly match your descriptions!
Hugh Heffner!!!! hahahaha! Oh gosh I have to say I’m quite pleased to have dodged the whole dating scene!
Yikes. I’ve certainly encountered people with one or more of these traits in the past. I’m pretty glad to be out of the dating scene!
Love this blog post haha made me laugh so much!
Oh dear, you said it all! I’ve met with guys who fall into these categories….so horrible. It takes a while to find out what they’re after and after you find out, its hard to let go; to leave! We gotta be really careful, girls! This is some serious game
I love that dress….looks so warm 😉
Your outfit really looks awesome. Totally simple and elegant.
What a list! Guys can be real jerks sometimes! Luckily I’ve been with my husband since I was 17 so haven’t really come across most of these types.
Man, there are just so many of them… Dating is the worst.
Ok truth time!!!! When I first started dating my now fiance, he was married AND had a girlfriend. He told me on the 2nd date. I was like ummmmmmmmmmmm???? Turns out he and his wife have been separated for years and he filed for divorce as soon as we started dating. And he broke up with his then girlfriend soon after he told me about her. I thought he was a slime ball but there was something about him. I mean…I never thought we’d get married. I just thought I would have some fun with him. He’s never cheated on me and proposed last summer. I was shocked. He’s ashamed of his past behavior and told me that until he found the right one (me) he didn’t think he’d ever find love again so he just slept around and cheated and then…he found me. I still have reservations about him but he has shown me nothing but love and commitment. He was honest from the 2nd date. So I’e weighed the pros and cons. I know I might get hurt. But…that’s life. Your post made me laugh. My fiance used to be that way but he has changed…something I never thought would actually happen!
NOT TODAY. SATAN! Hahahahaa preach it! I’ve definitely encountered a few. Now I just hiss and run the other way.
“Not today Satan!” Lol! 😂😂This entire post gave me the feels of EVERYTHING! I was laughing so hard I was tearing up, then went to anger and irritation, then back to laughter lol. I’m so thankful that I can spot these guys from a mile away now. Though, not letting my heart take the wheel will be key for long term success! Lol
As a guy I will comment 🙂 Luckily I don’t fall into these categories but, being in clubs, pubs, gyms etc I do get to overhear about the conquests and things. The ego boasting or the ‘you should ee the %$£$$ on this chick’ etc.
I think some guys should come with a health warning…..
I love the brutal honesty of this article. Ugh, I’ve dated some arseholes in my time. One time I met this guy on line and he took me Applebee’s and asked me to split a meal, while he proceeded to tell me he wasn’t sure if he could be interested in me because their was divorce in my family, my parents had been happily married for 30+years.
I really appreciate your post and you explain each and every point very well.Thanks for sharing this information.And I’ll love to read your next post too.
Hey, yes loved your article. Unfortunately,, in 2018 fuckboys are everywhere. And sadly they dont get better as they get older… Online dating psychology is fascinating. I tried it recently as I live remotely and have extremely limited options where I live. I killed my account after my fuckboy experience. I like to think that I am an intelligent woman (intellectually, spiritually and emotionally) but yes I did get sucked in by the MAF or middle-aged fuckboy as I have termed them. The issue is, people become very very addicted to online dating; the dopamine, the rush of the new, the hope that the last person will be more handsome/beautiful/ hotter/better, sexier/more interesting and interested in the seeker. Online dating is not for the weak-of-heart. It is an attention seekers desperation dream, and unfortunately many gentleman on these sites are either already in relationships, or married, or attached, and if not, just plain..yeah…fuckboys. They are masters of the word, telling women who are quite often lonely, anything they want or need to hear… And dont mean a single syllable. Amen and thanks for your article. It made me laugh after being heartbroken by said middle-aged fuckboy. Oh well. Never again.
Yes, the ones in a relationship — damn I feel like every guy on Tinder is lowkey in a relationship, the app has become the playground of cheating… grr
And of the money guy, a guy asked me for 200 euros after 5 dates, I blocked his ass !! No mercy,
He actually came back with a fake account and insulted me
I need to know if I’m the only one that’s ever experienced this… Has anybody ever dated fuckboys with kids and, when they’re showing attention to another girl or just avoiding you completely but you know that it’s not the same time as when their child/ children, are occupying their times. But then they almost aggressively upset with you, that you are not making them focus on their kids which is what they need to do even though you know that they don’t have their kid. And then they make you feel like you’ve done something wrong like is this not a type of fuckboi.? So I can’t have kids but I really want them so this guy is trying to tell me after making me meet his kids when I told him if it’s not serious I don’t want to because I would get attached, I’m just I’m at a loss has anybody else experienced this? Already ended it… but I blocked them I delete him I ignore him guy finds me every 6 months apologizes breaks me down get me to trust him turns around literally the same day almost trusting him and pulls the same s***