When it comes to getting down and dirty, there is nothing more satisfying than a delicious foray into the bedroom with a lover in hand-literally- as you romp the night away, sheets rumpled in sheer lust and ecstasy. You cradle each other in a warm embrace, catching your breath in between sessions as you go again, and again and again. The beauty of sex is that it really is an all you can eat pleasure buffet, as you sample the mezze of sex positions that are guaranteed to have you gasping for more, more, more. And no that was not a Britney reference. But like all good things, each rendezvous must come to an end, and so our lovers slink back into the shadows hanging out with the imaginary ghost men who have no faces. Or personalities for that matter. But here’s the T, while sex is great, you don’t just need to have ‘sex’ to have a good sex life, but you also need love, affection, emotional support and friendship, to really get the juices flowing. And who says you need a man either? I like sexy time as much as the next doll but I also enjoy getting to know my lady parts myself too, thank you very much, please to you thank you, kind regards. What I am saying is that spicing up your sex life is not just to do with trying new things in the bedroom but it’s also to do with how you schedule in me time. And by that I mean masturbating, watching porn or whatever gets you off without needing a partner. And while our hands suffice at times , why not step it up a notch with sex toys that are guaranteed to take you all the way to cum town?
I remember a guy telling me that I didn’t need ‘sex toys when he was around’ as he was more than capable of pleasuring me and while that was true, I also said that sex toys are great for both solo and couple play, which I was more than happy to demonstrate to him in the bedroom. He quickly realized that sex toys are actually a hell of a lot of fun and can spice up your sex life in more ways then you know.From Vibrators to Dildo’s , sex toys have revolutionized the way that we interpret sex in the modern age. And if you’re looking to try something a little different, it does not get any more exciting than trying out a new toy and seeing if it makes you… squeal. The problem is that sex is often seen as a taboo topic but since we all get jiggy why should we be so prudish about it? Isn’t it about time that we became more outspoken about it? Which is where Customer Service With A Passion Comes In. From silocone restraints, to heart shaped anal plugs, their range of sex toys are suited to women who need some alone time, men who fancy something different, and couples who are all about that poon-tang. And yes that was terrible but get over it. The question is which toy will you choose?
Beginner friendly in size and providing exquisitely smooth and weighty stimulation at all the right places, this metal butt plug will take their breath away – first when they see the exuberantly sensual object and then when they experience the ecstatic pleasure of the plug inside… or the tantalising sight of you wearing it. Ready for a bit of temperature play? You won’t find a better ally than a Precious Metals anal plug, come rain or shine it will satisfy your needs for cold comfort or warm greetings. So, drop to one knee and propose a wild night or two with this jewel, this year is all about the bass! I had the urge to start singing Meghan Trainor’s song ‘All About That Bass’ but then I remembered it’s problematic and I don’t like it so I thought better of it. LOL. But I digress; while anal plugs are not for everyone, if you’re wanting to try something a little unique and want a toy that looks as good as it feels then the heart shaped anal plug is for you.
With teardrop shape for easy insertion and a wide jeweled base for safety and aesthetic pleasure, the butt plug has an easy to clean, smooth surface. Oh and if temperature play is your thang then good news because you are able to place the butt plug in the freezer or warm water to achieve the required temperature. Plus if you’re looking for a real slip ‘n’ slide, use with water-, silicone- or oil-based lubricants.
If Fifty Shades of Cray is your (made up) M&M flavour, then you will love these handcuffs that will have you begging to ‘cum over’. Watch as you slink back in your sexiest heels, while your limbs will be tied by these Bound to Please Silicone Universal Cuffs that you can use to restrain either wrists or ankles. Whatever you choose to tie up, the decision is yours. Feel spoiled for choice as you can use these versatile cuffs by attaching other restraints to the sturdy D-ring on each or use the included chain to really limit movement and get your partner truly shackled. Equipped with two easy-release trigger clips, the chain measures just 15cm making sure that those wandering hands stay right where you can see them! With a padlockable prong and a fully adjustable buckle system there’ll be no Houdini escapades, your sub’s legs will remain unspread, their wrists will remain in a position that screams “guilty as charged”.
Whatever messy business you got up to – lube, massage oil or something else – these silicone cuffs are super-easy to clean and will stay hygienic for a long time. You’ll be chuffed with these silky silicone cuffs so, please your inner jail freak and get tied up with these Bound to Please Silicone Universal Cuffs. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans, who needs leather when you have these cruelty free bad boys?
Oh this is no ordinary vibrator, this is a loving Joy vibrator, serving vibration realness eleganza for days. The Loving Joy Versa is not only a flexible, multi-purpose vibrator that you can bend to your will and use as you please – but it also can be used during foreplay and sex, all thanks to its handy flexibility. After all pleasure is just around the bend with the bendable Versa, so get the satisfaction that you deserve! Use it in its default straight position and it’s a great clitoral stimulator that, due to its flat design, you can even use during sex and it won’t get in the way! Or you could also bend the Versa at any point on the middle of its body and it will transform into an ergonomic toy that you can insert for simultaneous G-spot and clitoral massage and mind-blowing solo orgasms. If you need more reach to hit that multiple-orgasm inducing sweet spot you can also bend the Versa back to its straight position and use it as a G-spot massager, as the subtle curve on the tip is designed to get you right where it feels the best.
Why not spice up your date night with the Versa too? Just insert the vibrator in a bent position and let it do its magic on both you and your partner with 10 powerful functions vibrating and pulsating and massaging both of you into heavenly climaxes.
Fully waterproof for bath-time fun, rechargeable to save you on batteries and made entirely of seamless medical grade silicone so you can get some silky-smooth satisfaction. Just add some lube before play to get the most out of Versa and off you go!
Be Wise, be Versa, this clever little vibrator is all you need! After all a vibrator that is flexible as I am is a winner in my eyes.
Enter a world of possibilities with the Loving Joy DUA! Let two different massager heads tease you and please you and overwhelm your body with sensation! As Monique Heart would say it’s all about the ‘ooh ah sensation. Cum again? Many times she said. Sorry I’ll stop. But the temptation is just too much.
The best two-for-one solution for your toy-chest, with the Loving Joy DUA you don’t have to choose between a high-end wand and a powerful silicone rabbit vibrator – with a single simply slip of the wrist you can swap massager heads on the base, transforming your toy from wand to rabbit or vice versa.
Enjoy full-body massage with the rounded, ergonomic wand attachment and spoil your erogenous zones with powerful targeted stimulation. Craving internal massage? No problem, just switch out the wand head with the rabbit attachment and prepare for a wild ride! Curved to perfectly to hit your G-spot, the DUA’s 10 function settings come alive with the simultaneous clitoral and vaginal vibrations and pulsations that will take you to heaven and back.
Let this luxurious, silicone vibrator blow you out of the water when you take it to the bath, the DUA is fully waterproof so you can truly immerse yourself in pleasure. Rechargeable and whisper quiet for ultimate convenience and discretion and features an easy to use push button at the base so perfectly suited for sex toy beginners too. Leave reality behind and embrace the pleasures of DUAlity, with the Loving Joy DUA you’ll never be out of options! So why not let your G Sport do the talking ?
Indulge yourself and get ready for the most realistic; fully bendable dildo experience ever! This realistic warming 7 inch dong not only bends to your favourite position but because it heats up to 45 degrees Celsius; it gives you a warm sensation. So why settle for an ordinary dildo when you can have one that not only vibrates,but has 12 functions with the ability to warm your vay jay jay on frosty nights. So grab a glass of wine, lay out the cheeseboard and get ready for an evening of unadulterated pleasure surrounded by all your favourite things. After all what could be better than an evening where delicious fun is on the table? Combined with food and sex, this vibrating and warming dildo will have you wanting to go at it all night like rampant rabbits as you slip and slide all the way down to bone town, where cumming is the secret password. And if your love life is about as exciting as watching paint dry, then why not spice up your sex life with toys that know you almost as much as you do. After all this 7 ‘incher’ is so realistic, you will think it’s the real thing!
What Toys Would You Use To Spice Up Your Sex ?